Lemon cake mix on steroids. Add lemon extract and lemon zest. Drizzle blueberry syrup combined with lemon juice all over the cake.
Blueberry jam filling.
Barely frost with lemon icing to let the beautiful cake show through.
Make cake but more importantly make memories. Make people feel loved or give them a sugar high. It’s hard to tell the difference sometimes.
When your baby brother is your favorite guitarist, you make him a guitar cake.
Never too old for Funfetti cake. Also never enough sprinkles. Add more!
When your dearest friend can’t have enriched flour (you know the main ingredient in everything that comes in a box) you make her an organic birthday cake.
When she speaks longingly of a cake donut, and how she misses them so, you make her an organic cake donut birthday dessert. You dig out the center and fill it with her favorite jam.
When she lights up in delight at even the cheapest novelty flamingo, you grace that cake with the pink bird’s long neck and fluffy wings.
When your fondant skills are lacking you cover those flamingo wings with buttercream roses.
In homage of all the cheers you’ve shared over Manhattans and Old Fashions, you make simple syrup with raw sugar and spike it with bourbon, bitters, and vanilla. Then you drizzle it all over that sucker.
“The proper order of things is often a mystery to me.” Cheshire Cat
“Every adventure requires a first step.”
Find your photo. Simpler the better.
Watch your tutorial. ALL the way through…
“Imagination is the only weapon in the war with reality.”
Realize you didn’t make your frosting contrast enough, and bust back out the food coloring. Forget to take photo of finished cake complete with blended stripe.
“I am not crazy; my reality is just different from yours.”
To make your frosting like no other, substitute the cream in your recipe with Rumchata. To keep it virgin use Cinnamon Toast Crunch creamer instead.
Russian piping tips, worth every penny.
how to: https://youtu.be/3dSEi_Op9pA
Bird Goddess- okay, I made that name up.
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You’re never too old for a unicorn cake.
It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.
Covering cakes in fondant is hard.
But worth it. And four year old boys don’t notice the air pockets or tears patched over with a Batman logo. They don’t care about a wrinkly Hulk hand. No, they pick up Thor’s hammer and immediately take a nibble before dropping it on the ground. They scream with excitement, “My Superhero Cake.”
Done is better than perfect. Happy Birthday.
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